Recently we held the first annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. The Thermal Awards are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, favoritism, popularity etc. However some may win due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: feedback@thermalsoundwaves.com
AND Now we make history…………………….
1ST ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS
Best mixtape song
“Cannon”
T.I, Busta Rhymes
Most controversial record
“Y’all should all get lynched”
NYOil
Best promotions squad
Atlantic Records:
Alan Coleman, Damon Gales, Niles Goodwin, Sam Crespo,
Tory Rockwell, Dionee Harper
Best Book Bag (looks like luggage on your back)
Nomad
Bad Boy
Best joint to get you merked
“Make a lane”
Labba
Most overshadowed on your own record
“Touch it or not”
Camron featuring. Lil Wayne
Best country grammar (can’t understand a word your saying)
“Shoulder lean”
Young Dro
Hottest R&B remix
Floating by Megan Rochelle
produced by Klassix
Best Bill Cosby Checkerboard Sweater
Harlem’s Cash
Best hood TV show
The Wire
Best hood TV show star (*this is a tie)
Idris "Big Dris" Elba
Jamie Hector
Worst singing on a record
P.Diddy
“Last Night” featuring a real singer Keyshia Cole
Best unauthorized remix
“Sexy Back”
Daytona featuring Justin Timberland (yeah we know it’s Timberlake so what, he fronted on Janet so we front on him Bitch ass)
Most Productive Networking Event
5W's Industry Cosign
Big Ced
Best Hip hop catch phrase
“Pizzle”
Whoo Kid
Best Reggae Catch phrase
“It’s all about, Bullet bullet bullet”
Jabba
Reggae record of the year
“Dutty Wine”
Tony Matterhorn
Best up and coming Duo
The Commission
Best Management Ent./Team
Czar Ent.
Best new artist
Harlem’s Cash
Best Hip hop Indy album
“The world is ours”
K.Salaam
Best parody record that’s as good as the original
“BALDING !!!!!!!!! “
Crazy Al Cayne
Best family record
“Family Values”
Xzibit
Ladies man award (The Huggy Bear)
Parker Brothers
“Leon Phelps”
Most angry record
“I shot the sheriff”
Uncle Murda
Worst collaboration ever !
Jadakiss and Paris Hilton
THE WORST !!!!!!!!!!!
EVER !!!!!!
Best artist mixtape
ESSO
“ESSO: History in the making”
Best dance that has nothing to do with what it’s called
“Chicken noodle soup”
Young B & DJ Webstar
Most grimey record
(*this is a tie*)
“Wouldn’t get far / One Night”
The Game, Kayne West
Best new Canadian artist
Nirvana Savoury
Best alternative artist
Out of sight
Most angry DJ on steroids (allegedly)
DJ Shogun Shogun
Favorite Hood chick
Keyshia Cole
Most sleep on
Little Brother
Promising Young executive award
Aaron Arnold
Music is my business
The Gumbo Fusion award
Gnarls Barkley
“Crazy”
Best Tilt fitted hat
T.I.
“What you know about it”
Best soul indy album
"Strong Emotion"
Chandlar
Hottest ride or die chicks
Nina Sky
"Flippin dat" feat. Rick Ross
Biggest album flop of the year
Janet Jackson
Thanks JD!!!
Best Adlibs
Young Jeezy
Yeahhhhhh!!!
Most stolen samples
Kanye West
Best up and coming Mgmt/Ent team
Diamond Life Entertainment
Best Int'l Rap artist
Saian Supa Crew (France)