1st annual Thermal awards

 
Recently we held the first annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. The Thermal Awards are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, favoritism, popularity etc. However some may win due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: feedback@thermalsoundwaves.com

AND Now we make history…………………….


1ST ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS

Best mixtape song
“Cannon”
T.I, Busta Rhymes

Most controversial record
“Y’all should all get lynched”
NYOil

Best promotions squad
Atlantic Records:
Alan Coleman, Damon Gales, Niles Goodwin, Sam Crespo,
Tory Rockwell, Dionee Harper

Best Book Bag (looks like luggage on your back)
Nomad
Bad Boy

Best joint to get you merked
“Make a lane”
Labba

Most overshadowed on your own record
“Touch it or not”
Camron featuring. Lil Wayne

Best country grammar (can’t understand a word your saying)
“Shoulder lean”
Young Dro

Hottest R&B remix
Floating by Megan Rochelle
produced by Klassix

Best Bill Cosby Checkerboard Sweater
Harlem’s Cash

Best hood TV show
The Wire

Best hood TV show star (*this is a tie)
Idris "Big Dris" Elba
Jamie Hector

Worst singing on a record
P.Diddy
“Last Night” featuring a real singer Keyshia Cole

Best unauthorized remix
“Sexy Back”
Daytona featuring Justin Timberland (yeah we know it’s Timberlake so what, he fronted on Janet so we front on him Bitch ass)

Most Productive Networking Event
5W's Industry Cosign
Big Ced

Best Hip hop catch phrase
“Pizzle”
Whoo Kid

Best Reggae Catch phrase
“It’s all about, Bullet bullet bullet”
Jabba

Reggae record of the year
“Dutty Wine”
Tony Matterhorn

Best up and coming Duo
The Commission

Best Management Ent./Team
Czar Ent.

Best new artist
Harlem’s Cash

Best Hip hop Indy album
“The world is ours”
K.Salaam

Best parody record that’s as good as the original
“BALDING !!!!!!!!! “
Crazy Al Cayne

Best family record
“Family Values”
Xzibit

Ladies man award (The Huggy Bear)
Parker Brothers
“Leon Phelps”

Most angry record
“I shot the sheriff”
Uncle Murda

Worst collaboration ever !
Jadakiss and Paris Hilton

THE WORST !!!!!!!!!!!

EVER !!!!!!

Best artist mixtape
ESSO
“ESSO: History in the making”

Best dance that has nothing to do with what it’s called
“Chicken noodle soup”
Young B & DJ Webstar

Most grimey record
(*this is a tie*)
“Wouldn’t get far / One Night”
The Game, Kayne West

Best new Canadian artist
Nirvana Savoury

Best alternative artist
Out of sight

Most angry DJ on steroids (allegedly)
DJ Shogun Shogun

Favorite Hood chick
Keyshia Cole

Most sleep on
Little Brother

Promising Young executive award
Aaron Arnold
Music is my business

The Gumbo Fusion award
Gnarls Barkley
“Crazy”

Best Tilt fitted hat
T.I.
“What you know about it”

Best soul indy album
"Strong Emotion"
Chandlar

Hottest ride or die chicks
Nina Sky
"Flippin dat" feat. Rick Ross

Biggest album flop of the year
Janet Jackson
Thanks JD!!!

Best Adlibs
Young Jeezy
Yeahhhhhh!!!

Most stolen samples
Kanye West

Best up and coming Mgmt/Ent team
Diamond Life Entertainment

Best Int'l Rap artist
Saian Supa Crew (France)

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