Last year we held the 6th annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. It got loads of reactions and responses of course. Some got offended again and a lot of people laughed. We are not interested in those who were offended. We are interested in free expression. The Thermal Awards are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, popularity etc. However some may win due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: thermalsoundwaves@gmail.com. 


In a year that brought a lot of crap, rehab, heavy plastic surgery, horrendous gimmicks, half naked chicks playing themselves, arrests, fake publicity, nonsense, lack of creativity, ill timed confessions and industry suicides, We carry on a proud tradition. 
And Now we make history……….Again ! 



7TH ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS !
2012

Cinema-audio award “Brilliant audio is visual”

NAS “Life is Good”

"album of the year fa sho"

30 Rock Tina Fey award

Signif
"Brilliant, critically acclaimed, well written, forever making history, running laps around the comp
but people are still clueless"


Worst song to hear coming out of “AA”

“Swimming pools” by Kendrick Lamar

Studio 54-Blade-Scientology- Beverly Hills mansion party award

“No church in the wild” by Jay Z, Kanye West, Frank Ocean

 

This ain’t yo pastor’s sermon award

“Amen” Meek Mill, Drake


Most Rachet reality show
Katt Williams

“So he really didn’t have a show but was his antics any different from the reality shows you watch
……We think not !! “


Dateline NBC Chris Hanson To catch a predator award
Jerry Sandusky aka Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Marion Barry award
Lance Armstrong

 

Sportsmen of the year

C.Truth, Kev Lawrence (BMX)

Disney small world award
Kevin Hart

Green card/Michael Blackson How’d you get through customs award

“African in NY”

Napoleon Da Legend

 

Best International artist (Canada/Malay)

Masia One

“you know her pum pum fat” no for real peep the song “Number One”

 

Best International artist (Africa)

Nneka
"her song My Home was one of the most inspirational"

My name is my name Marlo Stansfield award

Keyshia Cole Gibson

“for setting that Oakland radio station straight”

Nobel Mic Prize award

Wise Intelligent

Best inspirational song that bangs in the club

"Go get it" by Mary Mary


Negro League Joe Clark Alley commissioner award

Sean Price


"Everybody Wants To Be A "N*GG* But Nobody Wants To Be A N*GG*R" Award

 Kreayshawn & The White Girl Mob

(damn..all that wanna be n*gg* stuff but now with them sales of your album on a
major label shes feeling like a n*gg*r now huh??)


Simp looking For Sympathy Award

- Chad Johnson

(dudes told you what kind of female she was in the beginning and how she RUNS
THROUGH MEN AND DESTROYS THEIR CAREERS but you still did it.
Now you got a tat?? Straight Simp!)


Milk Carton/ Missing Person award

Crazy Al Cayne parodies

"Dude is a trendsetter with the spoof game but we haven't see one in years
what's the deal SUN !!!


Poundcake theme music award

Anything from Flying Lotus

Best divorce settlement song

Nas “Bye baby”

Take 1 and be lucky to make it in the morning medicine award

"Str8 crawlin" by La Femme Nikita

 

Best use of a condiment award

"Garlic Sauce"

 Rounder 

 

Worst fashion endorsement/Trend

Skirts by ASAP Rocky

Skirts by Kanye West

Gypsy throw up pants by Lil Wayne

Best sports accessories award

Tez McClain

"Jordans & a gold chain"


WWE Royal Rumble award:

- Rick Ross (the rapper) /MMG, Young Jeezy / CTE alongside G Unit henchmen
giving rapper "Gunplay the business on the steel fence at the BET awards


 Best freestyle in an elevator/hallway

 NINA B

 

Best international travel tourist board award

“Meet me in brazil” by Maimouna Youssef


Best produced album by dudes that sound like hair care products
JR and PH7
"Good Life"


Best show on TV about Bull-ish artists
"House of Lies" starring Don Cheadle
"it was like listening to a rap marketing plan at times"


Winner of the Biggie adlib battle (Kendrick Lamar vs Rick Ross)

Kendrick Lamar


Best use of a food truck award
Homeboy Sandman
"Whatchu want from me"

Get a new connect ya stuff ain't potent no more award
Nicki Minaj "The Re Up"

Best party instructional DVD award

"Enjoy tonight"

Scienze, King I Divine


Best parenting song

Nas “Daughters”


Sports Example Award

- Chad Johnson & Evelyn Lozada

(Prime example that you can never make certain females into housewives.
They are gonna be what they were before you meet them)!


Bone collector award
Slaughterhouse: Royce Da 5'9, Joell Ortiz, Joe Budden, Crooked I

24 hr covenience store banger award
“All I know”
Freddie Gibbs, Quickie Mart, Gotham Green

Jimmy superfly snucker sleeper UFC award
J Pinder

best comeback we off the milk carton award
LL Cool J ft Joe

“Take it”

The Natural Alternative award

The FountNHead


Best work out video

"Bruk it down"
Mr Vegas

 

Best snow on the table with no skis around award

"Hey Hey (I heard you say)"

Dennis Ferrer

 

Best regional artist (Southwest- El Paso)

Prince Philly

Best regional artist (NorthWest- Seattle)

Fleeta Partee


Rap Panther Cointelpro award (J.Edgar hoover list)
Lupe Fiasco

Best Sequel/Best social commentary/worst food combo
"Greatest story never told 2: Bread & Circuses"
Saigon

Best economic lesson by a rap professor award
"Reagan" by Killer Mike


Best inspirational song video

“WAR” by Yewande


Best regional artist (West- Inglewood)

Melo KAn

 

Girl with the dragon flow award 

Rapsody


Looking at the Front door award

“Stay” by YUNA

 

Clothing malfunction award

Kanye West (hands down)!

 

Best new thesis on Einstein's theory
"Relativity" Paola Jean, Mobius Collective


Jackie Brown Chris Tucker in the trunk award aka Best ride music

Big KRIT "I got this"

Best regional artist R&B (MidWest)

B-Free

 

Best regional artist R&B (NorthWest)

Choklate

 

Best regional artist R&B (MidAtlantic)

Jarrard Anthony

 

Best regional artist R&B (South)

Collette

Worst web series award
Michael Blackson

"you couldn't see anything it was like watching a slient film"


Interstate award aka the artist on the move
Chels

Best original concept show
“Spittin in da wip “
Crazy Al Cayne



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