10th Annual Thermal Awards
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In a year that brought a lot of crap more so than usual, staged pregnancies, rehab, faked marriages, planned divorces/ break ups due to the fake marriages, heavy plastic surgery, horrendous gimmicks, half naked chicks playing themselves, arrests, fake publicity, nonsense, lack of creativity, Twitter over reaction, Instagram shaming, ill timed confessions and industry suicides, We carry on a proud tradition. And Now we make history……….Again !
10TH ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS !
2015
Gordon Ramsay Master chef aka
I can’t believe you put that on my plate, it taste good though award
Babyface and Ty Dolla $ign
Best regional artist (Bay Area)
GQ
Best Tele-marketer slash Loan Officer
Compton AV
“Run me my money”
Milk Carton/ Missing Person award
Crazy Al Cayne parodies
"How many yrs now…still no parodies, what's the deal SUN !!!
International Hustler award
Kardinal Offishall
Rap Panther Cointelpro award (J.Edgar hoover list)
Add 2
“Not only does he put down rap for the community but he
builds community centers as well”
Dead Presidents Cutty smacking Anthony down a flight of stairs award
aka Show some respect youngblood
Ghostface aka Tony Starks
"dismantled Action Bronson in a classic video diary to a Harold Melvin &
Blue Notes soundtrack
DMX award – Slippin Fallin can’t get up
Azealia Banks
“She’s had more hits on Airline stewardess’
Best original concept show
“Spittin in da wip “ (No wackness in da wip sun !)
Crazy Al Cayne
Best regional artist (Midwest-Lansing)
Dewhya
Best reason to not tip the delivery guy
Torae
“Saturday Night”
48 Hrs, Crockett & Tubbs (Inherent Vice), Lethal Weapon
BBass and Napoleon Da Legend
Best regional artist (Sacramento)
Chuuwee aka South Sac Mack
The best remedy in your medicine cabinet – prescribed by The Knick
JR & PH7
The Hateful Eight award
Royce Da 5’ 9”
“He’s all 8 combined into one”
The Last 48 aka Walk thru em’ aka Hood air freshener
Jadakiss
“Top 5 Dead or Alive”
Moonlighting, Dept of Labor violator aka Mystique
Lyric Jones
“Double life”
Law with no order, Climate change, bad weatherman
Fabolous for releasing Summertime Shootout in the
Fall
Pulp Fiction Jules and Vincent award
M.Reck and Chyna Black
“Work in da trunk”
Ving Rhames legacy award
Sean Price
always representing strength, integrity, consistency inside and outside
of entertainment
The Bo and Luke Duke award aka Dem Country Boys
back at it award
Big KRIT, Ludacris, K.Camp
“Shake em off”
Adonis Johnson Creed award
D-Nasty DaMasta
Marshawn Lynch Speech Mode/Beast Mode award
Bad Lucc and Problem (Wattt !!! )
60 minutes Ed Bradley, Ed Gordon, news anchor award
Traum Diggs
“Major journalism”
Harlem Renaissance Grand Ballroom award
Renee Neufville
"Watching"
F*ck yo major label, We got our own thang award
Talib Kweli and 9th Wonder
Indie 500
Lord Of War award"
- Drake
(Brings up AR-AB in a diss, gets Meek Mill an AR-AB get at each other in
which can end up in serious war beef where people go to jail and worse
while Drake sits back and sips tea)
Richard Simmons Award -
- Ricky Rozay
(Ross fit with pears)
Child Abuse Award
- Baby
(ripping of his so called son Lil Wayne and holding him hostage on paperwork)
Weirdo Clothing Award
- Kanye West clothing and sneaker line
(Hands down the winner, yet people were buying.....)
We Recycle Award
- DJ Mustard
(caking off the same type of beats over and over again and winning)
Peer Pressure Award
- Future
(Got regular people wanting to pop drugs, sip drugs and blast off to the moon.
Then come back down from their high and get checked into rehab)